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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
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He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
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"At school." The robot slaps the son.
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"Okay, I went to the movies!"
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The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again.
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"Okay, I was watching porn!"
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The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father.
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The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.
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